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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

    Hostel signage is something else

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    Hostel signage is something else

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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago
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    • usrtrv@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.

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        Yeah, worst family trip ever.

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          Things just haven’t been the same since Dad passed away.

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            But did we really have to take such a long break on the way to the mortuary?

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          mom seemed to like it

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape

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        me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)

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      Penalty is a million dongs

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        About $50 USD, or a million penises.

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          If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.

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          Some how more expensive than a private room?

          A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,

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            Not in Vietnam. At a hostel or low-end hotel, you can get away with $10-15 a night.

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              So it’s the same price as a cheap rental apartment, $300-450 a month.

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        An average Saturday night for your mum

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        Very Nasty Dongs.

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      VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?

      • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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        Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

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          Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child’s sense of humor.

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            “That’ll be 5 Dong”

            giggling

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              I only have a 4 dong but I make up for it with enthusiasm.

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                It’s metric over there. You have over 10 dong!

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          Wait, they pay by dong?

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            3 dings to a dong

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              Goddamn inflation…

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                Google dong inflation for more information

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      Some people just don’t care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.

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      Would that count as a type of revenge porn?

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        Vietnamese DGAF

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      eh.

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      I for one would take all the feedback I can get.

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      Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.

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