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Of course. It was on the office phone that gets passed around to whichever tech is on call. The on-call tech left it at Mcdonalds accidentally.
Of course. It was on the office phone that gets passed around to whichever tech is on call. The on-call tech left it at Mcdonalds accidentally.
He prescribed me a medication but when I went to get it from the pharmacy they just gave me a bunch of precursor chemicals which are just toxic if not combined in the right way. When I asked for help the pharmacist just said “RTFM”
Also, what is a comorbidity?
Oh my sweet summer child…
Grand Theft Loco: Civil War
Fair enough.
This is why I only think in ROT13
Of course I know him, he’s me!
Yogi’s back, and this time, he’s strapped.
Yes.
That would be confusing for the secret service.
War is hell. France is bacon.
So Stormy Daniels will have to avenge democracy, Rambo style
Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!
The front fell off
“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
God damn it, Jiaan Yang!
When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to
At least three