Boss: Dominant

Uniform: Collar

Job: Pet

Payment: Belly rubs

I’ve always liked the style of chucks, but yeah. They fall apart faster than wet tissue paper.

True… I am funny guy, but maybe not that funny.

Big bottle of lube and some tissues for after.

Hulk is a dick. 😔

I ain’t giving them shit. I already know they be lying.

Robin Killin Hood

(Cuz he be killin’ instead of robbin’)

They’re just tired of smelling all the unwashed and stinky feet.

As an LGBTQ+ American, I urge such evangelicals to execute themselves.

The most unrealistic thing about that movie was how much leg room everyone had on the space plane.

Try the album Shinola from Ween. Especially the track “Big Fat Fuck.” It is very wobbly and buzzy.

Why is the ghost of Mark Twain haunting your scanner?

Someone who is in boy mode.

This guy’s videos are what got me to get on Tumblr. Though I just end up using it to scream into the void because nobody ever comments or reblogs with added content.

Lotsa good art and OC fanfic tho.

I only know the OG cartoon and movies, myself. Shredder wasn’t even the true villain in the OG cartoon after a certain point; he became Krang’s bumbling henchman in like the second or 3rd season. Krang, being the literal brains of the operstion had plans and Shredder, well… Shredded them.

I microwave water for almost everything that requires boiling water except cooking pasta.

Duergar in spaaaaaaace!

Interrupt by yelling “CHICKEN JOCKEY” every few bars.

My earliest memory is a hazy recollection of wandering around a sea of legs in my own backyard because my parents threw some kind of party, and when I told my mom this years ago she said I couldn’t possibly remember that, because the only party they ever threw in that house was when my brother was born and I was only 2 at the time.

Well, I fucking remember it. 🤷‍♂️