Shout out to the Taliban returning to monkey, appreciate that they are taking our suggestions seriously

I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words

In Turkey, a Tesla is very cheap compared to alternatives. By cheap I mean thrice as cheap.

Kotatsu is a good service.

Holy shit

How the fuck?

Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.

Why do people downvote this bot?

For not using pagers?

Pixel machine broke

I’m gonna fucking get sick from every milk yogurt and ayran in existence, DO NOT DO THIS

I still feel shy when buying beer