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    fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

    Mammals Suck

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    Mammals Suck

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    fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago
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    • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      Mammals indeed suck, it’s part of the definition

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        That’s where I thought this was going.

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        Platypi don’t!

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          They slurp

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      Why does herpetology have such mammaries?

      • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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        Snitties

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          Snilk

    • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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      Boobology, because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?

      • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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        Well in that case…

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          “…In conclusion, further research is required.”

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      Mammalogy has also been known as mastology, theriology, and therology.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalogy

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      Mammals DO suck, presumably on herpetology’s truly impressive mammae.

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      Herpetology

      The study of… Herpes? 🤨

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        Reptiles, iirc

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          A herpetoligist collects reptiles. Someone who collects herpes is called your mom.

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        Do you qualify as a scientist if you’re studying it involuntarily?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          “The difference between doing science and just screwing around is writing down your findings.”

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        Like Whats_a_lemmy said, reptiles and amphibians

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        deleted by creator

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      Derpatology - the study of memes

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        Memeology and memeography are the only true meme sciences, everything else is a derivative repost.

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      “Mammalogy” yeah you chose the correct wojak that’s a weaksauce name

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      Anybody interested in hOrnitology?

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        Wow, get the hose! This user is really committed to the bit.

        Please don’t stop. Hornyness is a gift.

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      mammalogy

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      Sometimes I think I need my mamma-logy

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      Tit-ology

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      Dog sitter

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      Mamalosophy

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