Avengers. Any of them, probably.

Honestly, any of the Monty Python movies. I know people love them, and they have a few funny jokes. But man are they ever drab, I just can’t get into them.

Most of action movie franchises, tbh: James Bond, Transformers, Mission: Impossible, Fast and Furious, to name a few

I couldn’t get into any of the LOTR movies. I like fantasy, I like adventure, I like fighting, but those films are boring as hell to me.

Once upon a time in Hollywood.

Closely followed by anything that’s self-jerking Hollywood’s ego. I’m looking at you too La La Land!

Everything Disney did with Star Wars

Saving Private Ryan.

Absolutely hated it.

I know this is heresy but any Godfather movie, or the Sopranos, or anything that romanticizes the fucking mafia. To me organized crime characters are pieces of shit I can’t admire or relate to. The only movie that ever made me root for gangster types was Pulp Fiction, which is a masterpiece.

Super Mario Bros (1993) - it is just horrible, the only good thing about the movie is that it has a practical Yoshi puppet.

Uwe Boll’s “Alone in the dark”

I rented that movie, and it was so bad that half way through it I turned it off. When I went back to the rental store they offered me my money back.

I said no. Because some lessons have to be painful in order to learn from them.

Avatar. Good Lord what bad acting and visual dynamics will do for a movie.

All the Presidents Men. I can see why its a classic, but every time I try to sit down and watch it, i wake up at the end with the typewriter going.

Gone With The Wind

Eternal Sunshine if a Spotless Mind has such good reviews and people speak fondly of it online. I hated it, just thought both characters were insufferable, and there was nothing remotely romantic about it. Felt like I was trapped in the bad relationship with them.

If The Sopranos was boring, what you’d get is The Godfather. It’s boring. And it insists upon itself.