I’m a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.
I’m a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.
By the colonel, in the kitchen, with a giant vibrator.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Lmfao! God damnit, now I can expect to see that all over the Internet in a month and a half. “Mothman puts pistols in candy!”
Marijuana?!? I never heard that! Where/when I was growing up, it was always hard, powdered drugs. Like cocaine in a pixie stick. Oh and razorblades in candy apples. I don’t know about the razor blades, but if I remember right, there’s only been one proven instance EVER of people intentionally trying to harm kids through Halloween candy, and it was the father? Or step father? So I wouldn’t even really count that.
ESPECIALLY on Facebook.
They’re not donated, they were stolen and sold.
“liberty” “truth” these are words they love to use but don’t know the meaning of.
Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.
Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.
“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”
I’ve seen him 6 times. Every time was awesome!
That all seems very reasonable to request.
Linkin Park and Papa Roach. 2 okISH bands with the worst singers in music history. Shit gives me headaches.
She’s really not that bad if you’ve ever heard Linkin park.
This is great news! It’s important because they’ve been spreading bad lately due to climate change. I’ve gotten 3 off my dog and one off my kid this summer alone. Luckily none had dug in yet.
Just in time to get baked by the sun!
Bambalance!