Can do.

A digital picket line would apply to journalists working from home, not consumers. During the Miner’s Strike, I don’t remember anyone stopped using coal in solidarity.

That said, I have no objections to a boycott.

Off with his head!

Not until I’ve finished my tea and toast, you don’t!

Well that’s shit.

Seems like a case for Holly Fairhead, Northern Detective, in The Case of the Unsavoury Savouries. The blockbuster sequel to Trouble at Treacle Mine.

Coming soon: What’s Up Me Duck? A thrilling tale of drug smuggling using waterfowl.

And you’d know all about profit.

It is if you sit their staring hungrily at the box until they say “why don’t we crack this open?”

I’m not suggesting it’s Guillotine Time. Not yet anyway.

I’d suggest they are taking the piss but that is part of their job.

You are doing it for science.

He clearly has too much money. We should take a big chunk off him, call it’s cine for electoral interference.

Interesting that they are talking about bold and ambitious reform, not much if that kind of talk during the election.

And where are the subeditors?

Not France.

I’m led to believe there may also be porn lurking somewhere.

I can do it in an alarmingly gung-ho manner.

This would be an interesting idea. There have been open source ecommerce solutions for a long time (Woocommerce is very popular), you could bolt AP to something like that and you’d have the next evolution of the Fediverse. Someone runs an instance for vintage clothing or fanzines or crafty things or art and individuals can set up their stores on it with the instance processing payments in return for a small cut to keep the lights on. Allow options like auctions or crowdfunding and things get even more interesting.

I think, if you are going to sink yachts, you should look swanky while doing it.

Balls and knees