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    "no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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    "no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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      I’m fucking the sphere

      • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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        To each their own, I’ll do the dodecahedron

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Pondering that orb

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      Fuck the sphere, marry the antiprism, kill the stellated dodecahedron

    • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The sphere looks like a cuddler so I’ll marry that. Probably kiss the dodecahedron because he looks like a bad boy. Sorry antiprism, you just don’t have it

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      Fuck sphere, marry antiprism, kill dodecahedron.

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        There was no fuck option

        • Moose@moose.best
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          This seems like a flaw in the post and not my answers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          He’s going to fuck that sphere

          • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            Someone hasn’t heard of consent!

      • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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        Other than it’d just be kissing the sphere same. That dodecahedron is fucked just in a totally different way.

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          I may be kinky, but not dodecahedron levels of kinky.

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            Hence why it gets taken out back like old yeller.

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      Sphere is the smoothest, easier to fuck without a visit to the ER.

      Dodecahedron looks dangerous as hell. It could impale me a dozen ways, so I’m marrying it.

      Guess I’m out for some antiprism murdering.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      dyakis

    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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      Kiss sphere Marry dodecahedron Kill anti prism

      • hansolo@lemm.ee
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        The only rational answer.

    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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      I kissed a sphere and I liked it.

    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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      I don’t know where my dick goes in the antiprism but it’s going somewhere.

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        It says kiss not fuck

        • angrystego@lemmy.world
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          I think they’re marrying it.

          • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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            Nailed it

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      deleted by creator

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      Kiss? What is this PG shit, “fuck” makes this decision a lot more fun

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        I fuck the sphere. None of the others look like they will be pleasant going up my ass

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      I love my sphere so much. Thats a marry for sure

      I’m killing that square antiprism because the Great Stellated Dodecahedron is pretty rad.

      On second thought. Flip those last two. Kissing the Stellated Dodecahedron looks pretty painful to kiss

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      Kiki before bouba

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