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    BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

    Why doesn't the military do this? are they stupid?

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    Why doesn't the military do this? are they stupid?

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    BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    • Jesus_666@feddit.de
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      Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don’t want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

      • BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.worldOP
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        We can put shades on the tank to bounce it right back

        • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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          • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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            Classic,but inappropriate. Tanks should not wear aviators, but big chunky goggle style Warby Parkers on sale $1.89

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              • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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                Str8 outta Fort Sill, Oklahoma BITCHEZ

        • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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          WAR… is… disco?

          Next your gonna tell me the raving rabbits are the ones driving them.

          • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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            Disco Demolition Night. This type of war is not unprecedented.

          • neo@lemy.lol
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            I guess war does change.

        • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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          What if they do this

          • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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            I HATE THIS SO MUCH

            and its soo awesome

          • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world
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            This is why I never open someone else’s makeup bag.

        • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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          Doesn’t that cause a nuclear explosion?

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          https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/24/army-has-officially-deployed-laser-weapons-overseas-combat-enemy-drones.html

          The Army has officially deployed a pair of high-energy lasers overseas to blast incoming enemy drones out of the sky, the service recently confirmed, marking a major milestone for the U.S. military’s ongoing development of futuristic directed-energy weapons.

          The 20-kilowatt Palletized High Energy Laser, or P-HEL, “is currently deployed to support the Army’s mission” in an undisclosed location abroad, a spokesman for the service’s Rapid Capabilities and Critical Technologies Office, which manages its directed-energy portfolio, told Military.com.

          I think the bigger concern is enemy UAVs wearing shades.

          • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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            Yay for undisclosed location! Slava Ukraini!

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              It could potentially be in the red sea.

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                I would be fine with that. I’m just a laser loiterer who thinks pirates need to be wiped off the face of the earth in a sizzling manner.

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        The moment those mirrors stop being perfectly shiny they begin thermal collapse. Which is the real reason mirrors exposed to the atmosphere can’t be used as targeting optics.

    • puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Counterargument:

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        The US military has in the past used some large vehicle mounted beam weapons that make your skin burn like all hell, such as the Active Denial System, and I wonder if those could be deflected as well or if they’re the part of the spectrum that needs more sophisticated shielding?

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          Those aren’t lasers, they’re millimeter-wave radio beams.

          Yes, they can be deflected pretty easily, but you’ll need metal shield that’s big enough to entirely hide behind.

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      I only we had something we could fire that do almost the same arc as that. That would be ballin’! So I’d call it ballistics

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        Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

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          Dangit! We won’t find that anywhere on Earth!

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            You fools. Look up!

            It’s not a “moonshot,” it’s a 360 no-scope.

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        Aiming such a thing would be more than an art…

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      Mirrors melt and break when hit with a laser of more than “pretty lights power”.
      This dude built a 2kW one with optics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNmbvaUzC8Q
      mirror at ~ 4:30

      EDIT: I know where I am, that video is too good not to share though. Vote away.

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        This is the most fascinating thing I’ve seen on youtube in a long time.

    • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Buddy called inverse-square law

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        Inverse square law is just a geometric limitation, focus your lasers more, problem solved.

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      If you fire a laser against a mirror, it bounces but raises the heat of the mirror so you end up melting the mirror and destroying the drone.

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        I may risk being too credible here, but a $80 drone is a lot more expendable than a $40m laser tank. The drone can be considered a consumable. Hell, mark the drones down as ammo.

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        Depending on how long you do it, how powerful the laser, and how quickly it can cool off at the same time.

        And like the other guy said, you can make really good mirrors if you only care about one wavelength.

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      the tank is confused by its own reflection and attempts to fight itself

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        This is why certain Army weapons are not appropriate for the Marines

    • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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      Sigh.

      Because good lasers are red.

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        …the color of a blaster bolt (character-scale or starship scale) is determined by the quality of the gas used in it - higher quality gives you green, lower quality gives you red. The Rebellion didn’t have access to the highest quality gas, and had to make do with the lower quality ammunition.

        Huh, I guess I wondered but never looked it up until now.

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      Because Still Lasers aren’t lethal, duh!

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      Laser artillery!

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Alternately, polish every car window facing east.

      Or… skip a step. Line of sight is irrelevant if your aircraft is already exploding!

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        There’s a building in central London that melted a car. Solar laser, so SEO friendly, so on fleek.

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      Not stupid just single track minded. Doing as told with no deviation. The stupid ones are the officers driving the r&d battalions

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