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nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

Christians see Jesus everywhere, NCD schizos see Saddam everywhere

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

God bless em! I want more brand new weapons of man-made horrors beyond my comprehension being field-tested on the Russian military.

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Lesson is, when you commit to marching on Moscow, DON’T FLIPPING STOP!

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

He marched on Moscow, got very far, and then just kind of stopped. My balls are still blue from all the teasing.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group_rebellion

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Oh no! Anyway...

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

ARTICLE 5
ARTICLE 5
ARTICLE 5
ARTICLE 5
ARTICLE 5

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

😩😩😩

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

*Prigozhin wakes up in world #3*

I got exploded in a private jet, mercd by a slime, and woke up in another world

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Very little shitposting going on in this thread.

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

What do you think he's up to right now?

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

PLEASE INVADE ALASKA PLEASE GIVE US A REASON I WANT IT SO BAD 🥵😩

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Yes.

nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

Fuck off tankie troll

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Hope*

Russia has cope cages. Ukraine has hope cages.

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

That’s an American HMMWV in use by Ukraine.

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

It works against the shit Russia uses

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Is that… a wheelchair? Alas, we’ve been outjerked again. They can’t keep getting away with this!

nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

Zelenskyy inspects Dunder Mifflin's new artillery division

nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

Hey, how you doing lil’ mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya something that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it’s soft?
Nah, I’m just playing less you say I can
And I’m known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don’t get fed
So, I don’t mind askin’ for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
You can start using your head
You like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck
Toot it up, slapping ass, gurl the sex get rough
Switch position and let the dick get down to business
So you can see what you been missing
You might had some, but you never had none like this
Just wait till you see my dick (Ooh)
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
I’m a beat that pussy up
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
I’m a beat that pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up (Ooh)

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

nuke@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 months ago

Post is fine, but I would rather this post be presented differently in the future. Instead of simply linking to the article, it would better fit the NCD theme to screenshot and crop the title (or whatever text makes your point) and add something extra to the image like something funny or exaggerated that emphasizes your point. And then you link to the article in your post description. I’m not sure if I’m conveying all that correctly.