That’s called kofta
Also, Cevapcici
Also also hungarian fasírt
Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape
Akkó a kurva anyádat
🫶
Also, mici.
Also, shit.
Also, soutzoukakia.
It’s ki-ba-pi! NOT LIKE THOSE SONS OF MY BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET!
And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It’s even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
weak
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Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
It’s called shit from a butt
OP already made that joke.
They are the OP.
Who’s OP?
Are you down with OP?
OP?
that was OP
Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
Raw onions are criminally underrated
Pickled are even more!
I don’t think I’ve ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!
- Take onions.
- Pickle them.
Since I’ve never pickled anything, a reference to a good recipe would be great!
Not quite pickled, but raw onions in vinegar with sumak are great (let em sit for like an hour)
Interesting, I’ve never heard of Sumak!
Seems I can get it as a ground spice. How much do I roughly put into how much vinegar? Just let it sit cold, or heat it up?
A very basic version taught by my grandma:
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Slice 1 large red onion in half moon shape
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Place in a glass container and add enough lime juice to cover it. If lime is unavailable, lemon or white wine vinegar also work.
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Add a pinch of salt and oregano.
No heat is needed. Let it sit for at least an hour on room temperature or in the fridge if the weather is too hot.
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You can do it the same way you pickle cucumbers, just leave out the cucumbers (or use less of em).
Ćevapčići
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
Bless you.
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.
Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It’s more like a sausage.
yeah overall it’s dominant in the balkans
In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and soft white cheese, and it’s amazing.
My dog made a few of those this morning.
That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
shit with corm
Eww
The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?
I’ve seen them in 7/11s from the East Coast to the West Coast. Cheeseburger big bite.
Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have:
Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)
Sausages of some kind
Buffalo chicken rollers or such
Toquidos
Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don’t understand why you don’t eat them more.
Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
Bologna?
Actually it’s pronounced Bologna I believe
But only if it’s from Bologna?
Bologna
Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.
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Jesus, that’s internet HOF shit.
Or is it kebab?
I’ve made bigger
That shit looks pretty tasty.
“Turders”
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention “roller burger”, which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you’re in heaven
This really looks like shit.
Well it’s good to know they came out as expected
