take your woodchipper, chip up guard A. point to guard b, then the woodchipper: ja or da. point to guard c, do the same. then tell them you are coming back with the woodchipper if you don’t like what you find through the door, and ask them to point to which door you should go through. pointing doesn’t require words.

edit: wait I know, don’t ask questions, just open doors, throw the guards through and see what happens. whoever survives, take that door

That’d be one hell of an attachment for the volcano

we just leave the bags in our car and fill them there

i don’t remember the us signing the magma carta

That Rome’s a typo

we all vote as a family and laugh about what our net vote is. been like this for decades. the olds only voted for trump once, which is a relief.

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

next time you make penne, switch it for cavatappi, you’ll see what i mean

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i

look gay pasta tastes better is all I’m saying

so’s spaghetti until it gets wet

don’t forget the christian second coming accelerationist folk who just want to see it all burn because they’re embarrassed they’ve fucked up too many predictions.

tell me this isn’t a sex toy

https://www.the-independent.com/tv/lifestyle/trumpy-trout-fish-donald-trump-b2600404.html

but if ghosts are real what am I gonna eat. i like eating

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

looking for hallucinogenic moss to sell to the dominion

we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you’re done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.

they can spread campylobacter and salmonella

not pull the lever, roll the guy on the one track over so he’s with the five and now it’s six, then lay down and make it seven, then release the trolley.

is that answer acceptable?