Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com

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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023

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  • or you can’t compete

    Nah nah fuck that noise. ‘Jack of all trades but ace of none’ or however the saying goes, is a shitty way to go about things. I don’t have the biggest dick but I know my way around around the block, and I know I’m good at it. More specialized > the catch-all bitches.

    Let the fucks with their special engine requirements eat shit. Standardize or write a fucking proper program (miss me with that “app” bullshit) or fuck right off. “everyone is special… exactly like you” now fuck off web dev. Your shit doesn’t get a permit.

    I may have some… disputes with the way the web is done nowadays.













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