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    bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

    Filter feeder behavior

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    Filter feeder behavior

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    bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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      Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?

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        Does he know Old Gregg?

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          He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

          The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

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      He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

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      “And you do you want your beard?”

      “Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”

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      Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

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        He doesn’t. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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          Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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            I feel like unless it’s a krill burger, he wouldn’t even be interested.

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              We’ll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

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                Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

                • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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                  For science!

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                    A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

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        I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
        Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
        Enquiring minds need to know!!!

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          when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

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          It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

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        With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

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          I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me

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        Twice, I’d imagine.

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      Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!

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      But why would this man do this?

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        Sweet sweet krill

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      Dr. Zoidberg!

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      In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.

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        Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair

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          I’m quite jealous of his head hair too.

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      get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:

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