Ignotum

There’s only one explanation

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

I’ll have the time of my life now so i can rub it in the face of future me!

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers

You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!

The entire time he was thinking

“This could’ve been an email”

Huh, yeah it seems the sugar in the gastank thing is just a myth, but won’t sugar in the oil have the same issue? Sugar is insoluble so it can’t pass through the oil filter, so it’ll just chill in the filter and oil pan?

Had a friend who said he was considering removing the exhaust on his bike because it would sound cooler, everyone else in the friendgroup said we would pour sugar in his gastank if he ever did that

You shouldn’t share this, don’t you know that 7 8 9?

1. Lemmy
2. Mastodon
3. Lemmy again
4. Youtube
5. Believe it or not, Lemmy

One-hand news you mean

At least the babies that would’ve been aborted due to serious birth defects got to experience the joy of life, specifically life filled with suffering and agony, for the a few minutes/days they survived

I’m sure they would be soo grateful to the fucking braindead assholes that made this happen

That’s the date, it’s an old photo

It is however Removed

Hello Nothing if not accommodating, i’m dad

My system: please! It’s been 4 months! I have 73000 updates pending, please do an update!

Me: mmm, maybe later

The link appears to be dead?