dumbass

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

Nah, we’re too cool to be a letter generation.

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You’re not getting my fries!

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

They didn’t have the phrase ‘Big tiddy goth girls’ back then.

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He’s damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Gary Oldman getting knighted

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.