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    Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 15 days ago

    Sorry, groceries.

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    Sorry, groceries.

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    Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 15 days ago
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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Linktank@lemmy.today
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      Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Yeah. Obviously. That’s why you get a wife.

        • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, so you set your standards higher because you’re not on your own anymore, and you realize living in filth is unacceptable.

          (My brother is like that. A mess by himself, but remarkably clean and responsible whenever he’s in a relationship)

        • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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          😵

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        I’ll do your dishes if you do my meal prep.

        • Linktank@lemmy.today
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          Fuckin’ DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            Sounds great!

            • Linktank@lemmy.today
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              I fucked it up. You still want some? Haha

              • Mac@mander.xyz
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                lmao I would absolutely still eat it.

    • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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      There is a third option, the frozen food you bought for an emergency

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Um…since when is Tuesday an emergancy?

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          The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

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            …wait. Does this mean I’m going to get a chained up Asian girl servant? Because…um…no reason…

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              Just watch out for her kicks.

        • howrar@lemmy.ca
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          Every day is an emergency

    • Troy@lemmy.ca
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      The first mistake was shopping hungry. Those groceries are: a box of ice cream sandwiches, 24 cans of root beer, and a bag of beef jerky – teriyaki style.

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      They keep us overworked and tired, no energy to cook at the end of the day. And it’s hot today, I am not turning on that stove and making it worse

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        And less energy after eating fast food.

        • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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          Everyone knows you can’t eat cold and McDonald’s is your saviour

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