I quite liked Permutation City.

I’m glad someone else has been thinking this too. With a name like that he surely has some flugel skills, right?

Be me
Riding motorcycle for leisure
Come up behind a line of slow cars
“Bruh 🙄”
Passing zone, decide “fuck it”, twist throttle
Zooming past cars in opposite lane
Lead car turns in front of me as I’m approaching at speed
It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up
Barely squeeze by on shoulder
Pull off onto a side road a mile later to reflect

Fake and gay, I know.
Ride smart, friends.

Still feel bad for the fright I probably gave the driver…

Straws have one hole.

If you’re going to go to that level then I counter with you still have the cake after eating it.

If you break your taxes how will we use them

Can’t wait for the the documentary about the planted evidence and how this guy was a fall guy.

Edit: wrong post, sorry!

Marriage is for religious weirdos

Hear me out hear me out: money. 😏

Sure, you could spend money on nice shit but I wear basic-ass foam earplugs fairly often and they work super well.

I appreciate the sentiment.

Hahahahaha
Yes, thank you.

It works both ways.

Not exactly what you mean but I actually tell myself all the time that I wish I was a real human because the things I struggle with make me feel isolated.

I’ve worked in production environments and let me tell you: some managers simply do not give a fuck.
At least our parts were not putting people’s lives at risk.

Edit: “not”

Misinformation.

Many places here in the states don’t operate a separate, non-emergency line and calling 911 is appropriate even when it isn’t an emergency.

You should let them know that it’s an non-emergency upon calling.

Oh, I assure you they could design and build good shit if they wanted. Most things are designed like shit and then built to a price point.

I work full time and do school and its fucking exhausting.

Not to victim blame but i know multiple people who literally don’t drink water.
Energy drinks, soda, beer, etc. But zero water.

Stay hydrated.