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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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    Good boy

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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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      That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

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      What a terrible day to be literate

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      He probably like:

      • New Fetish Unlocked
      • New Trauma Unlocked
      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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        It’s the same picture.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          “My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”

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      8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

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        wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Or pick the lock. Super easy.

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      10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

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        He works for the Trump administration now.

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          Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

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      That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

      • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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        …and what i have for you today, is…

        • tauonite@lemmy.world
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          For real

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          “Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”

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      My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

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        Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?

        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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          these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

          …what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.

          • scoobford@lemmy.zip
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            Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

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            This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn’t super common.

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        I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

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          I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

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            Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

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          The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

          And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

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            You can tell the review is fake bc they didn’t capitalize the words “The Lord”.

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              Also

              [Review] by james schreiber

              but also

              …since his father left me…

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            Not everyone in a cage has a domme

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              I didn’t said “everyone”.

          • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Only found this from Yahoo Answers: https://web.archive.org/web/20131214042431/http://answers.yahoo.com:80/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA

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          Kind of Karen actually.

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        • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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          Where is this from

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            If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

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            This. The gif is the entire video.

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            I guess TikTok as the watermark says

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        It’s a joke review

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      Bet it barely even slows him down.

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        Might as well give him a fetish over time.

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          Exactly! And what a great kink to have!

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      Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

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      Health and beauty

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      Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

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      Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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      Wow.

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