But won’t anybody think of the stock market?

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.

$175000? That’s ridiculous! Who would pay that much for something like this?

On a totally unrelated note, does anybody want to buy a kidney?

Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you.

Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

Most of the British press is openly anti Labour. Expecting anything else is just delusional.

So when do I get my robot girlfriend?

Better than a North Korean gulag for sure.

The Democrats are to blame, of course.

What kind of savage would do that?

There is no such thing as a “moderate conservative” any more. IMO the difference has always been mainly, how mask off they were prepared to go. Trump has shown them that you can go fully mask off without any negative consequences.

How long have they been doing this now? And does anybody seriously believe they’re going to build this thing in five years?

Likely quite a few, which is the point of the entire exercise.

What else should they do? Write e-mail like a bunch of cave dwellers?

They’re hyaenas at each others’ throats. The only thing to root for is that they tear each other to pieces.

If you’re going to be a crook, I’d rather know it than be lied to.

Of all dumb reasons for voting for Trump, this one takes the cake.

They’re compulsive liars and lie about everything. They think they’re maintaining plausible deniability but everybody sees through their bullshit, of course.

And then this Luther dude had to go and cock up everything!

No means no, you misogynist pig!

Why not both? This deserves some attention.

Eleven? Those are rookie numbers!