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    BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

    They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.

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    They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.

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    BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      It could be worse…

      The teeth could be on the outside.

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        This is probably the only time that sentence has been true

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          Feel like the teeth being in the outside is generally worse than being in the inside. At least, I prefer my teeth where they are…

          • snooggums@lemmy.world
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            Elephants, narwhals, and boars disagree!

            • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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              Are they outside or are we actually all inside???

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                Their tusks are on the outside. You can tell because of the way they are.

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                  The tusks know where they are because they know where they are not

                  • Tja@programming.dev
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                    So they are technically missiles. Nature is wonderful.

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          You really didn’t think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don’t understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.

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            You must be trolling. I’m not going to engage with you any more than that

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        I was going to mention this, it’s only a nightmare for the gyno that have to put his hands on a theethed vagina

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      Specula Dentata

      • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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        What a wonderful phrase~

    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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      Fuck you and fuck this

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        I would rather not fuck this

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        I accept your scorn.

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ok, what the hell am I looking at?

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        The tongs are for spreading the vagina so the gynecologist can see better. It usually comes without teeth

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          Correct, the teeth grow once it reaches adulthood

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          “usually”

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          Or anus!

        • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          ty

      • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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        A speculum with teeth for some reason

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        Educational prop from a British dentistry school

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      Aaaaand a new kink trend dropped. Thank you so much for this.

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        Omigod

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      Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

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        Mine has a heat lamp, like they use at your local fastfood place, except with a couple of metal nightmare devices under it.

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        A lot of them are plastic now which means they’re pretty much room temp

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          Technically so are the metal ones, it’s just the plastic doesn’t conduct energy/heat as well as metal.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      See you later alligator

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      Stuff of nightmares

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      MST3k …or vagina dentata?

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      oh it’s my mouth

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