That’s illegal, unfortunately. Only qccredited investors can invest into private companies. There should be a lower limit on that rule, say $100 or something, so naive investors could invest play sums in potentially shady stuff. But there isn’t, so you can’t.

Harrier Dubois, is that you?

Mastodon also doesn’t let you prevent people from reading your posts.

Sure, Vlad.

No ejection seat, though…

The colors look photoshopped, too, to make it look more like a painting. I find it hard to believe it came out of the camera like this