Yeah some people just become sympathy vacuums. They always have a “woe is me” mentality and want a ton of comforting when nothing is really wrong. (I was raised by one of these and it’s draining!)

Holy shit I didn’t realize the epicurean boards were the reason my knives were getting dull!

I’m sure there are many good grassy knolls on his golf courses

My brain thought it was a light bulb wrapped in masking tape

Bob Dylan - Hurricane (which actually became a movie starring Denzel Washington in 1999).

Yup, especially the Main Line. Traffic on 202, 30, and 476 will get a lot worse I expect.

I’m interested to see what happens. If this doesn’t pass, my closest line will be shut down.

I’m sorry to hear you’re having a rough time today Lady. Depression sucks 🤍

Hopefully this pic of my parents’ floof monster will put a smile on your face!

I sing the alphabet in French.

Commonly it’s thought of as between red and purple. I don’t know where pink comes from.

It is, thank you!

Haha you beat me to it!

Also Wilson Pickett had 634-5789

A lot of them are plastic now which means they’re pretty much room temp

I don’t think tattoos have been about rebellion in a long time. It’s just art for your body.

You can consider it a filter. Anyone who can’t understand you not drinking on a first date probably isn’t compatible with you. Not because of their drinking preferences but because of their unwillingness to respect your choices.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

I’m too lazy to find it but insert Nelson ha-ha gif here

I had my phone in greyscale mode (and admittedly I’m a little high) and I thought “oh I bet that bathroom’s gorgeous in color” because I took your comment for serious and didn’t see the thumbnail very clearly ANYWAY lemme tell ya the disappointment when I took my phone off greyscale mode…

you got me good

OMG this is so funny and precious :)