Why are you sending me your weakest delivery boys?
You’re my hungriest soldier
My delivery boys are too weak for you, traveller. You need a pizza place with stronger delivery boys.
You can’t handle my weakest delivery boys, traveler
The Dear Hunter spotted in the wild!
Hell yeah
Meanwhile the deliveryman be like…
one day we phone ordered our last pizza, and we didn’t even know
IDK about you, but I am still using my phone to order pizza. I just don’t have to talk to anyone.
Yeah, but the last one you ordered is your last until you order another.
Of all the musicians I might have guessed performed a song called “Thanks for the Pepperoni,” I think George Harrison and Eric Clapton would have been near the end of the list.
Oh I remember this post. I remember being surprised to see The Courtneys on the list. They’re a fun band. Did a nice live show when I saw them, once.
I’ve made one of these!
Found the weakest delivery boy
