He was probably not intending to have two bodies’ worth of water displacement.

Isn’t it ironic? Somebody got the best of you.

No worries, you didn’t choose the name :)

Why the fuck are they doubling down after 14 doctors found foul play unlikely?

Isn’t everyone a better off Ted fan? Some people just don’t know it yet.

Actually, I just realized that I have only seen Portia de Rossi in two things and they were both fucking killer. Maybe I should watch ally mcbeal…

I’ve just run a spoon under the hottest possible tap water. It’s hot enough to work and it’s not hot enough to actually burn you

Huh, I really thought you meant deezer nuts, but it’s real.

I generally want to have sex with my husband after reading erotica. You know, because it’s arousing. How did this not occur to them?

Truly, all her problems looked like nails.

I’m pretty strong for being a middle aged woman (so not strong in general), and I can break a key in a lock relatively easily with just my hands.

I feel like most copypastas (at least the ones that I can think of) were initially received poorly. The 300 confirmed kills one and the vaporeon one are unfortunately the only ones I can remember off hand, but they definitely were

“Tenets” is the word you’re looking for, just fyi. Tenants are renters

It would be way easier to be a cardiologist if there were only one.

He is now back home with his family after turning himself in Friday.

I’m so happily surprised. Not that he’s in the clear, but I didn’t expect them to let him go at all.

A fitting end

If you’ve voted, you’ve essentially agreed to the ToS

I don’t think being a sex symbol is something you need to grow out of, but you absolutely need to grow out of relationships where you get slut shamed and I’m glad she did.

Her first husband, yes

And some people are wild mages

My dad used to say that it was more of an incentive to get the masses to actually work instead of just subsisting and bringing the general level of the economy down to the point that it can’t support UBI anymore.

I don’t see how anyone can worry about that when we look at how people behaved during the pandemic. Lots of people around the world were paid their normal wages and not allowed to work, and yes, Netflix was used a lot more, but labor intensive hobbies absolutely exploded. People aren’t happy just doing nothing all the time.