Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
That’s the old school phone, if you were lucky your mom bought some magazines and now you can read about how to best plant your herb garden before spring, it’s fall btw
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
To pass log
I guess I’m above average!
That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
YUH!
GUILLOTINE!
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
I miss them so much
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Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
Why? I am done in five seconds. Must be all the olive oil. Takes longer to wipe…
back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray
Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
i love reading random shampoo bottles
that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
