That’s ironic

I bought an impossible burger abroad and now I’m bankrupt… forever

Now what do we do?

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

We’re destroying the Amazon for cattle but haha birds eat rodents lmao gottem

Gulf of Canada

Open the fucking door!!

Wat

Next time try just one big bean

https://youtu.be/cfHtqMOZcZc

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

Not even for the lulz?

They should get Florida too just so there’s this flipped symmetry kind of thing similar to the US + Alaska

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point