FSM

OP doesn’t understand the situation. He was signaling for his followers to invest in the bump he created shortly after. This wasn’t a dump.

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relevant pfp

Well, if people actually saw my posts on Bluesky, I’d be using it.

I bet this guy would grind into a nice paste

The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶‍🌫️

I got this beat.

My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.

Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅

They shouldn’t have paid you

That’s a lot of words to say “nothing is possible” 😅

If you can’t beat 'em, DEPORT 'EM TO HELL!

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There’s plenty of incentive, what the fuck

The problem is Israel doesn’t recognize them as human beings.

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That’s not a luxury, it’s free.

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It’s great that you acknowledge that beans on a pizza is in fact not normal