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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

    Anon is the Sandwich Man

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    Anon is the Sandwich Man

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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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    • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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      • Outwit1294@lemmy.today
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        Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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          • snoons@lemmy.ca
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            but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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              • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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                Whayyy are you G A E

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                • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

            • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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              I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

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        • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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            I will try not liking it.

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              Stay strong homie!

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        I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

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          I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

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            we’re gonnahave a problem here…

        • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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          Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

          • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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            Probably both

        • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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          Lemm.ee refugee here!

        • 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip
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          Hello

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        I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

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        Mutual aid in a nutshell.

      • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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        Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

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      I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

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      Did I just read a good greentext ?

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        Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

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          https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q

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      that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

      • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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        Street gang sounds cooler

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      You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

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      The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

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      c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

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        Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

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          Freudscher, uh, slipper?

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      He’s Morpheus from john Wick

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      How to start a mafia with zero $

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      Socialism in a nutshell:

      • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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        Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can’t sell old bread? Who enforces that?

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          What? You’re taking this way too literally

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      Which board are these short stories usually on?

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        it’s not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
        i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can’t find it

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        We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

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          if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

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        I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

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          Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

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        Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

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      He has eyes everywhere

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      The Bear

      Richie is the guy

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