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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
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Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin
God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
How vain
We don’t want pentagon officials to be handsome for television.
We want them to be competent.
Kind of surprised it wasn’t JD to be honest
He doesn’t leave the house without his waterproof makeup.
He had a furniture showroom installed.
Imagine the right wing uproar if a Biden had a brothel put in the Whitehouse
JD probably has one at the White House. Or do you think he’s putting on his eyeliner by himself?
Or maybe not, don’t think Trump would share his makeup room.
For people that keep pushing against drag queens that much, they sure like their make up. Bunch of hypocrites.
JD probably has one at
the White HouseNumber One Observatory CircleNo way he waits until he gets to work to apply his guyliner
He probably thinks this comment is about him.
Dammit, beat me to it 😄
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Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
So much manly warfighting.
How big is the bar
Well he has to pick up the slack now that Canada is not buying USA liquor.
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
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made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmaoMaybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
He can tattoo the makeup like Vance
Can’t tell if true or not…
What a bitch.
I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.
