Is a part of me that wants to go back to Linux just for Mplayer. That blows VLC and mpv out of the water. You could watch movies on a potato with that

I’M SPARTACUS!

i totally misread that

It would be a shame if the rich got eaten. I do not support eating the rich

It would be a shame if everybody started believing that it’s good to eat the rich

Take money away from a children’s hospital? I don’t know if that would go over well

“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”

Christianity is literally a death cult

Walz was a great choice. The best moments in the campaign came from him.

They lost because they were pandering to republicans, not because of Walz

Non-specific outrage. What a way to communicate

Compatibility is probably the most important quality to look for in a romantic partner.