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    hihi24522@lemm.eeM to Schizoposting@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

    YOU HAVE A nAnO CHiP On yOUR BODY.

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    YOU HAVE A nAnO CHiP On yOUR BODY.

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    hihi24522@lemm.eeM to Schizoposting@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago
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    cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16229238

    Beneral disease rule

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    • Godort@lemm.ee
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      As we all know, no one died from any diseases before the 1940s so it must be true.

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        Bro it clearly says “more than 200 years of computer virus” so obviously this conspiracy goes so deep that the history of the computer is false to us.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      It must suck to have the disease that makes you tell everyone how stupid you are. That shit is a secret.

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        it’s often carried by certain caps that are red in color. but in this case–drugs and a generation of republican-led cuts to public education funding are the likely culprits.

    • The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m a computa! Stop the downloadin’!

      • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.org
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        And then you said – and then I done it…

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      This is either satire or this person is a paranoid schizophrenic.

      • hihi24522@lemm.eeOPM
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        When in Rome…

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          Oh. I did not know what sub I was in lol

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      So, the new Surgeon General’s daily driver?

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      🅱️enereal diseases

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      Ramblings of a mind ravaged by syphilis.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWyuU2F60nY

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Just pchips here

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      I’m thinking a Windows 11 user

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        Nah they refuse to upgrade from Windows ME.

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