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    Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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    Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    • afk_strats@lemmy.world
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      Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in “4 easy payments”

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        That’s only for in-network restaurants and burger providers

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      Would UnitedHealth cover this?

      Asking as a European

      • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Roll a dice, if it’s 1 or 2 then no.

        • _lilith@lemmy.world
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          but this is a coin…

          • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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            AND BOTH SIDES ARE SANDED OFF

            “may the best odds not be in your favor”

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            deleted by creator

        • lengau@midwest.social
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          gets a D100

          Rolls a 2 anyway

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Not last week

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

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      Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.

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        He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

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      Needs more gun

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        Leave him alone. He is using his Freedom and enjoying it.

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      Motherfucker of you’re gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I’m keeping the bed.

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      What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.

        Edit: https://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/2014/519/pdf/jrrd-2014-01-0027.pdf It might actually be a modified power wheelchair

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        Butt stuff.

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      When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.

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      This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

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