Remember Twitter?

I thought we were using potatoes so we didn’t have to waste eggs!

I’m really disappointed that the transcription didn’t follow through with this spelling

I’m somewhat in the same boat but I remember Mister “Developers Developers Developers” Steve Ballmer who was also immortalized by the “Ballmer Peak” XKCD. https://xkcd.com/323/

The balls are the most versatile organ of all.

Ctrl+shift+plus sign

So if you make 203k does it cost an extra 50 grand?

Fuck you Shoresey

Does it? Because every zoomer meme I see on here is blurry as shit

Does he actually spray tan his wang?

Or you’re an introverted realist and can’t really be “fixed” at all

More like “Stay at home and go broke.” Thanks Ticketmaster.

He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

One of the first thoughts I had with the election result was “welp, there goes my retirement”. None of this surprises me even a little

This will mostly hurt blue states so he doesn’t give a shit

Not just the retailers in the headline. Check your fridges.

Are they still storing passwords in plaintext?

Genuinely curious, what are they using to access the Internet? I’m struggling to believe they brought smartphones with them that are universally compatible with the cell networks? Do they have PCs in the barracks and the dudes are just huddled around having the time of their lives?

I hope they have gorillas.bas tournaments