Hol’upaminnitt. Lucy stops the panic attack and delivers the tasties, and they’re still the baddie? Anon is one ungrateful gumby.
Ever heard of a Faustian Bargain? If the bible was written today, Stan would be taking requests through Amazon
Satan is actually the good one; God just talked a bunch of shit and lied about how cool he was and how bad Satan was to pick up
chicksworshippers.Satan welcomes all people, from all walks of life, with open arms. God is a bigot who only accepts certain people, if they’re “good enough”. It’s also my understanding that God killed over 2-million people, while satan only killed 10.
Tell me how God loves me unconditionally again?
And also God apparently has so much power he could fix everything in this world with little effort. But no, he specifically creates it. God created all there is, including all the bad stuff. Murderers? Rapists? Slave owners? …? Yep. But, “Do not question God’s intentions. He works in mysterious ways.”
And botflies. Don’t forget botflies.
Sounds like God wasn’t capable enough to stay competitive in today’s spiritual market.
God needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. He can’t expect to have everyone’s souls handed to him.
Ticket was actually upside down. Anon was all good, it was 999
Hail Satan!
Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?
bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father
Imagine Yahweh the war god is your Dad.
And you just wanna be an artist.
Highest resolution 4chan post I’ve ever seen
Hail satan
Hail Satan
Christianity would have been so much cooler if the Gnostics won the cult war
Yeah, it’s unfortunate that death-cults preaching about the poison of reality are really bad at surviving through time.
Idk, the Catholics figured it out