I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I finally understand what that means.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

Holy shit, I shouldn’t have looked.

His best work by far.

Is this a reference to the TV edit?

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Me next.

I honestly don’t think most Christians even think this deeply about their own faith.

After hurricane Helene we didn’t have electricity for 6 days. But I’ve been completely powerless for 34 years.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

Thought and prayers, mate.

Oh, thank goodness.

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

Not fantastic. The kids started daycare and brought home some illness that I caught immediately. I called off work a couple days and they want documentation of some sort, as if I can afford a visit to the doctor with no insurance. On the other hand, I did land an interview for a much better job, so I remain hopeful.

spin spin

I like the cut of your jib, friend.

I can’t really provide much insight, but I was once contracted by a local Masonic lodge to install new windows. I had unsupervised access to pretty much any room that had a window in it, and I was even permitted to look around in the windowless chamber where they performed many of their rituals. They were actually pretty excited to show me around. I can’t imagine that they would allow a perfect stranger into their secret lair if they really had anything to hide. But, ya know, take what I say with a pinch of salt as it’s just one anecdote about one lodge in Nowhere, Ohio.

Well, have a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!