Someone please tell me this isn’t happening.
I could tell you, but that won’t make it any less true.
Can we please discover a Stargate or something?
You want a snake in your head?
Would it get me universal healthcare?
Better, you can just get in your sarcophagus and have all your health problems fixed in a couple hours… except for the inevitable psychosis.
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The whole Goa’uld ‘snake alien’ thing wasn’t even in the movie. Ra was just an alien in human disguise.
This was Ra’s true form in the movie. You only see it for a moment at the end:
Also, have you noticed that they all speak English on all of those different planets?
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You could lampshade it by saying that the stargates clear them of dangerous pathogens.
To be fair, you’d pretty much need that to have a multi-planetary stargate system.
In fairness, they do the language barrier thing in a few of the earlier episodes, but it’s a TV show. It would get very tedious if they did that every episode.
America is cooked.
I don’t know, it seems pretty half-baked to me.
