America is cooked.
I don’t know, it seems pretty half-baked to me.
Someone please tell me this isn’t happening.
I could tell you, but that won’t make it any less true.
Can we please discover a Stargate or something?
You want a snake in your head?
Didn’t they move* the snakes to the abdomen in the show?
The whole Goa’uld ‘snake alien’ thing wasn’t even in the movie. Ra was just an alien in human disguise.
This was Ra’s true form in the movie. You only see it for a moment at the end:
Also, have you noticed that they all speak English on all of those different planets?
Did you notice that they go plainly out into these new worlds with no care for germs, what’s so ever? Like, holy fuck. At least the Prometheus movies ‘kind of’ made a point about it in the second one with the mushroom cloud in the beginning.
You could lampshade it by saying that the stargates clear them of dangerous pathogens.
To be fair, you’d pretty much need that to have a multi-planetary stargate system.
In fairness, they do the language barrier thing in a few of the earlier episodes, but it’s a TV show. It would get very tedious if they did that every episode.
Would it get me universal healthcare?
Better, you can just get in your sarcophagus and have all your health problems fixed in a couple hours… except for the inevitable psychosis.
