Yesterday I found half a pizza in the hallway. I’m thinking about putting it upside down between my desk and my chair so it can serve as a little rug. The room is quite echoey and I heard rugs and such may help with that.
That’s good natural light.
I’d blind the window. Too much screen glare.
Big bottle of lube and some tissues for after.
This is dumb from a logistical standpoint. Professional lube-users mix their own using a dissolvable powder and distilled water. Because shipping water is expensive. The powder to self-mix this entire 275 gallon drum would fit in a grocery bag.
k lube: not just for horses anymore!
Why is there a picture of a lady surfing with it
Someone saw “water” in the description
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“Diddy sized”
This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?
Knee pads?
The chair is too fancy. Sell it, buy cheaper one and buy another half of a pizza.
Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.
Needs a $4000 gaming laptop and half of an Ikea desk.
Get a bigger dildo you pussy.
The stool legs need to be dildos too.
Needs a single potted plant to signal that someone with their shit together lives there.
A fake one though so you don’t have to take care of it.
get four of them, put a glass panel on top, you got a table
Nah, you got floor heating. You’re good.
I think you’re missing a bottle of lube
Have you thought of some curtains?
First, I think you should stop living in an AI generated picture.
It was shot with a Canon EOS M200 and is 100% real.
