Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Yes.

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Coward.

Oh man, wait until you learn about the guy who hung the Nazis.

John C. Woods https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Woods?wprov=sfla1

My favorite detail is how, either through incompetence or malice, John didn’t make the hole in the gallows big enough. As a result each Nazi that made the plunge smashed his face on the way down.

Warms my heart.

And of course a link to my favorite podcast I am duty bound to shill for. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/the-bastard-who-executed-the-55213274/

The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.

With his bare fucking hands, apparently.

EDIT: Not to be confused with his bear fucking hands.

On the plus side the train is never late.

I take it all back. They’re for sure just hucking shit out the back of the truck to make a big dumb pile for shit stain to wack off in front of.

Sign

I just…I don’t…

My only real hope for this world is that everyone will get what they deserve.

Typically when you’re clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I’m sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

It’d be great if this was reported on while it was happening, instead of being sat on to get a juicy book deal.

A ballot cast for, “Make It Stop,” is certainly the only truly sensible choice.

A classic example of not watching the thing just down voting it. Thank you for posting Don_Dickle. I enjoyed it.

Right now baby. No need to count.

Well, he’s the Mayor of New York indicted on corruption charges. I’d surmise that’s objectively news worthy.

He should get one free kill.

To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”