The moths are only here now because we had to open the windows after all the beans. It started to get really rank in here.
I really appreciate you taking the time to add to the shitpost-verse lore by applying logic and detail to this crossover.
crossover episode
JAKE: All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins- Smith. Smith. Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze! Slow down! This isn’t fair! I have a cane. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. NYPD. NYPD. I need to commandeer this vehicle.
JESSICA: It’s a crossover. It’s a crossover SUV, and you can’t have it.
JAKE: I’m a cop can you please get out of the car?
JESSICA: No, this Schmidt’s mom’s car, and I’m more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.
JAKE: I’m not a thug I’m police.
JESSICA: Okay, then name one law.
JAKE: Don’t kill people.
JESSICA: That’s on me I set the bar too low.
Blamp
Whoa, Black Betty! Blamp-a-lamp!
I was hoping for fat baby jd vance
Th…thanks…
Oscar Wilde: “There are only two tragedies…”
That thing will fit up my ass for 3 days easily
Excellent source of plant-based protein and fiber.
If I remember correctly, lava lamps have a heating element, so there’s a chance this might not be too bad.
Literally a shit head
Ha, good meme
Thanks!
Edit: Replied at the wrong level again. Please downvote my shame. I did.
