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    distantsounds@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

    I'm talking to the fucking Garfield

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    I'm talking to the fucking Garfield

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    distantsounds@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      Boomer humour

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        isn’t this taking a piss on boomer humor tho?

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          Poe’s law: any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from sincerity.

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            Were they serious to begin with?

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          Fine line between mirroring and holding up the mirror. This feels more like the former.

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            It’s a parody of the original boomer version

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              I get that, but this parody just replicates the original humor.

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                Do you know what a parody is

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                  That’s one a dem red birds that yells cuss words if ya say em too much round it right?

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                    No, that’s a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

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                  Yes, I simply don’t think this one is particularly good.

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            The original had a sheep instead of Garfield

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          feels like it.

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        Comedian: My wife won’t fuck me on command.

        Boomers: Funniest shit ever.

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          Wdym the comic says the wife is 100% up for it and garfield is the one with the headache

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        It does occasionally work.

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        Except it’s actually funny

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          If you say so

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          Ok boomer

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “The fucking garfield” is literal in this sense.

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      It’s funny because it’s in Bill Burr’s voice.

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        i got gilbert gottfried

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      Ahahahaa, wife bad, get it?

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        I can speak some Boomer. I get this!

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      In the end everyone loses

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      Ok

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