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    SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

    The real question is, which color?

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    The real question is, which color?

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    SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    • the_trash_man@lemmy.world
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      Could put a single bump in there

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      Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it’s a white capsule and then when you’re having a bad day say “THAT’S IT” and eat the skittle.

      Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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        Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer

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          blood capsule + alka seltzer combo

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        What about those foaming candies

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        two things.

        1. nobody will get it
        2. I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually “do the deed”
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      Only fits a mini M&M

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        I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

        Skittles Littles

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          What in the name of my dental health

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          Oof ouch my cylinder

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          Would fit right in into the skelittle

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          Perfect name

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        Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

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          …Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

        • robocall@lemmy.world
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          I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.

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          Peanut butter ones all the way.

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          Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.

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          It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

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            I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

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        Yeah that is waaay too small for a Skittle.

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      I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

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        Too bad Frodo never knew about that.

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      Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

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      the last skittle

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Sounds like the name of a summer movie.

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      I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.

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        I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.

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          Why is my ring hissing?

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      Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

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        I’ll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind

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      ¿Por que no los dos?

      Poison Skittle. 😌

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      Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

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        Tooter? I barely know her

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      “Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”

      “…How did you know?!”

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      Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

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        Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together

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      Lime Green Skittle Script:

      (Bond opens the ring)
      Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
      (Bond music opening)
      HE HAS A RING.
      A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
      FILLED WITH ONE.
      AND ONLY ONE.
      LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

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        Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!

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      Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.

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