Crowd size of the $46 million Washington parade was smaller than expected and unfolded against a backdrop of protests and political violence

A $46 million parade, the first in Washington DC in more than 30 years, unfolded against a backdrop of protests and political violence

Washington DC was locked down and the capital’s airspace closed to flights as 6,500 troops marched down Constitution Avenue and helicopters flew overhead, fulfilling a long-standing ambition of Trump to stage a military parade — the first held in the American capital in more than 30 years.

Organisers for Saturday’s parade said they were expecting “hundreds of thousands” to attend but images of empty seats in stands along the parade route suggested turnout may not have been as high as hoped. It is possible the poor weather kept many at home.

The celebrations came just hours after a Democratic politician and her husband were shot dead in their Minnesota home by a man believed to be impersonating a police officer. Threats against other politicians in Texas were made on a day of widespread unrest and protests against the Trump administration, timed to coincide with Saturday’s $46 million event.

    • greybeard@feddit.onlineEnglish
      481·
      7 days ago

      Monkey’s Paw: His next birthday is spent underground because WW3 kicked off and he is in a nuclear bunker.

      • phx@lemmy.ca
        17·
        7 days ago

        How about we just tell him it’s happened, hasten him to a bunker, and then let him take to some guy via radio that lets him think he’s one of the few survivors.

        Hell, that’d be a good use for AI. Let it listen to his rambling and simulate a human response so nobody else needs to bother

    • prototact@lemmy.zipEnglish
      10·
      7 days ago

      Hopefully he meets a peaceful end with an appropriate tie around his neck that shows how much people appreciate his life’s works.

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        7·
        7 days ago

        Or when his overly long tie gets sucked into the toilet on Air Force One while it’s struggling to evacuate a series of Mc Donalds shit pebbles. Preferably caught on tape and posted to TikTok.

    • DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world
      1·
      7 days ago

      I want him to live long enough to be in the 2028 GOP primaries (and the 2032, and 2036, and so on and so on …,).

  • merdaverse@lemmy.world
    751·
    7 days ago

    Imagine being such a hated coward that you’re literally surrounded by the military, and still have to hide behind bullet proof glass

  • bieren@lemmy.zip
    391·
    7 days ago

    Fake news. Ugly lies. It was the biggest and most beautiful parade ever. Everyone is saying it. No one has ever had a parade like this. They tell me Sir you parade had the most people at it in the history of parades. I have ordered the FBI and DHS to investigate and eliminate anyone that disagrees. It was a big beautiful parade.

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
      English
      9·
      7 days ago

      Don’t forget about how these fictional characters saying “sir” were big strong manly men with tears in their eyes.

    • nthavoc@lemmy.todayEnglish
      2·
      7 days ago

      “Billions and billions of people in total awe of my amazing parade, one like no one has EVER seen before because I only do the best and nobody understands the military like I do. Some say I’m be the best commander-in-chief in the HISTORY of the world! The ratings were through the roof, not like sleepy Joe’s “no kings” parade who stole the 2020 election with all those billions and billions of cheating ballots and their russia russia russia conspiracy while nobody is doing anything about the immigrants eating all your cats and dogs. You know a lot of people say that my parade was the best parade out of the billions and billions of parades ever …” - the Donvict probably.

      • drhodl@lemmy.world
        2·
        6 days ago

        Too many punctuation marks, and too coherent to be authentic Diaper dribble, but I applaud your dedication!

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
    281·
    7 days ago

    Here in San Diego alone, we had more than 20,000 for No Kings. Pussolini’s bigly parade allegedly drew 10,000, and most of them left early looking for a Chick-fil-A.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldEnglish
    221·
    7 days ago

    Not tossing a couple grenades into his pope box was a failing that our military may never live down.

    Zero risk. Would have become a hero.

  • xenomor@lemmy.world
    192·
    7 days ago

    I think the location of that parade reviewing stand will make a great place to hang him upside down for public review.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
    9·
    7 days ago

    I hope someone took a photo. $46million is a lot of our tax payer money to go to waste like that.

  • leadore@lemmy.world
    7·
    6 days ago

    God, wouldn’t that have been the perfect moment to turn all those tanks to point at the goldfish and minions in their glass bowl and quickly put an end to this mess? (yes I know it would start a new mess but still).

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
    6·
    7 days ago

    It’s just an open air catalog for Bibi to pick from. “Donald, I want that thing, two of the 6 wheel things, gimme a couple of the pointy cylinders with fins, and keep it coming!”

    Meanwhile, Zelensky is furious at getting a busy signal when he calls Donald.

  • CircaV@lemmy.caEnglish
    95·
    7 days ago

    We can no longer agree on reality so MAGA maggots are probably saying this was the biggest best most successful parade ever and worth every penny…… So what if No Kings had a lot of people - Trunps gonna continue Trumping tomorrow and Americans aren’t stopping him.

  • selkiesidhe@lemm.ee
    3·
    6 days ago

    “About time we celebrated???” Wtf

    Do the military want a parade for themselves? I bet they sure as fuck don’t. This was all about you and your ego, fat-stain. Get bent.

  • phantomwise@lemmy.mlEnglish
    2·
    7 days ago

    Yeah I’m sure it was the weather. It feels like fascism’s about to rain. Anyone’s got an umbrella?