If Canada nukes us I will understand, critical support for it TBH

I’m vegan BTW

Has this worked before?

I don’t want to martyr myself though

Support approval voting

1,000 letters per year and only 100 marriages. Still better odds than dating sites?

“I made these companies out of my own trip to the bank”

Billionaires are always welcome, I guess Elon could shit in his mouth and he’d say “Thank you may I please have another?”

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

🤮

Guess I’ll go to Congress myself can’t be that hard

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/12/great-moments-murcs-law

Murc’s law, for the uninitiated, is the widespread assumption that only Democrats have any agency or causal influence over American politics.

They did stuff under Obama and Biden. I couldn’t find a perfect source but here is a source https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/fact-sheet-the-biden-harris-administration-record

Same, diceware generated

welp 🏴‍☠️

What if Metroid and Zelda were girls

I think it was a joke

No it should have 10-year-olds with huge tits /jk

Shoot them on sight, they’re enemy combatants 😏

For anyone who needs it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet