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    Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

    Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?

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    Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?

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    Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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    • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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      I never really thought about it as I’ve always focused mainly on that Quarianussy.

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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        You know how they never take off their space suits? I like to imagine the suits have a little soda can pull ring in the crotch area for those special occasions where the seal is broken. *zzz* Nice hiss!

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          You know how they never take off their space suits?

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        Respect, Tali is best girl for sure.

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      I have never thought that combination of words before in my entire life, no.

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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        Fair enough, often the truth is hidden in plain sight

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      I’m Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite meme on Lemmy.

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      I really like idea that they only look sexy to us the player because we’re human and that they look Turian to a Turian, Salarian to Salarians and so on because they emit something (pheromones or empathy waves) that alters the perception of other races.

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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        Exactly. With the information we have arguably my theory of a universal hallucinogenic compound that likewise alters perception makes more sense than a lifeform being able to connect their nervous system to that of an entirely foreign to them species.

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      Huh?

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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        Have you played Mass Effect?

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          Too much, the juices got to them

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      their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic

      Have you heard of Empathin?
      Merge9 on the street—that is, if you can even get it.
      It’s a biochemical pheromone.
      Puts bodies in touch with one another.

      This sleeve is state-of-the-art biochemtech from Nakamura Labs.

      I secrete Merge9 when I’m aroused.
      It’s in my saliva…
      In my sweat…
      In my cunt.

      Don’t fight it.

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      You don’t have to do PIV to meld with them or even get an asari pregnant…so probably no hallucinogenic sex mucus.

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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        No but I’d assume something has to go in there or can they do it without physical touch?

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          IIRC it’s done entirely through the mental link, the “reciever’s” body just fertilises the egg on its own, somehow using the dna of the partner. I assume it’s transmitted through the link, but they also can’t be using it like we do since all asari children are fully asari.

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          Idk if they even really need to touch. Y’know that sorta telepath thing where you touch your forehead unnecessarily.

          I think it’s just close enough proximity to do the biotic banging.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Pussy juice? Aren’t the Asari asexual?

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        Did you not see the whole ass brothel on Illium?

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        Pussy juice?

        I read this like Dave Chappelle doing his Lil’ Jon impression.

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