Title should be “Musk wants you to believe he wants out of politics…”
It’s all a big act for this psychopath.
We will never forget. Your businesses are done, you fuck.
This guy can’t even wear a hat right and thinks he looks intimidating/provocative/authoritative doing his little fingertip touching hands. He’s such a narcissistic fucking nerd who never got out of his Joker phase. It really is too bad that he lived being thrown down that flight of stairs.
Good. That was the point.
He spend his time attacking wokeness all the time.
He claims he wants to leave politics but he still is never seen without a bright red “make American great” or “trump was right about everything” hat. Its almost like he’s lying, or something.
to be fair, who could have predicted that insulting and damaging your best customers was a bad marketing strategy?
He entered politics by attacking the left. Free Speech Bitch Boy over here can dish it but he can’t take it.
A little late in the season for snowflakes
Fragile little snowflake. I bet his companies can’t wait to have him back meddling in operations.
Yeah, and i’m sure he will take full responsibility for the drop in profits, completely letting his employees off the hook.
Oh of course! He always takes the blame for tanking his companies’ business.
Well, bud, you should have left the Sieg Heils on 4chan, you fucking idiot. Empathy is weakness, remember?
See guys, shitposting works!
It’s hilarious to think that almost everyone thought this clown was real-life Tony Stark a decade ago. The people who worked with him knew better, but they were paid and under NDAs.
I still think Trump is setting him up to be the fall guy. He’s the patsy for all the crimes they all committed the second the heat gets turned up.
That or even earlier, Trump and his people get tired of dealing with him and decide it’s time to pull the plug. Make him the MAGA scapegoat for why his voters can’t afford the minimum payments on their credit cards anymore. Musk ran everything into the ground, and now some new plan with no details will save us all from his incompetence, etc., etc. The MAGA half of the country will believe it as soon as he says it.
It’s blatantly obvious that Musk bribed Trump with close to $300 million to allow Musk to dismantle any agency that was investigating him for malfeasance. He stupidly said so. He also wanted to scrape every single citizen’s data for his dumbass X PayPal revenge app. He’s never forgiven Thiel for kicking him out of PayPal. Lastly, Musk is colluding with Putin to dismantle the US government, for some yet unknown reward.
Yeah, it would be politically smart for Trump to just blame Musk for all the unpopular DOGE stuff after firing him, but I’m not sure he would just because he only respects people that are richer than him.
Sure, it’s not like trump appointed him or anything. Do you think his base will remember? I bet you are right.
The attacks will continue until morale improves
Many of those who are still sending the emails are sending similar messages each week or are viewing them as a joke.
Seriously. Anyone who’s not taking the opportunity to entertain themselves via their emails is missing out on a chance for a rare level of workplace joy.
If it were me I would be diligently sending in something like this every week:
- Saved $150 billion from the federal budget, I will take no further questions
- Wasn’t woke
- Mission to Mars planned and confirmed for 2026
- Asked my staff every five minutes what they were working on and threatened to fire them if it wasn’t good enough
- Executive time
