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minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up224·3 months agoWhy would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
minus-squareddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up140·edit-23 months agoI think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·3 months agoWell that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·3 months agoThat’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·3 months agoSmooth
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·3 months agoJokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoThat would be a great follow-up joke. Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·3 months agoAnd then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line: Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
minus-squareFalse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoI believe the proper response is “No”.
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minus-squarezerofk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoJust means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.
minus-squareFriendBesto@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoI do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoSo, like… a cheesecake recipe?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoIf I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.
Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
Well that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
Smooth
She wants the recipe
Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
That would be a great follow-up joke.
Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:
Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
LOL
So she wants the D?
I believe the proper response is “No”.
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Because this is fake.
I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
Just means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.
“pick a another”
I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
So, like… a cheesecake recipe?
If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.