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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        I feel personally called out. I’m going to go eat some more sushi rolls about it.

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          If you’re going to eat that many, just buy a sushi log.

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      “Don’t worry. I won’t point out that you spell ‘a lot’ as two words, not one.”

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        A wild a lot

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          The alot looks like it could easily eat 7 tacos and still be hungry

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      When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.

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        And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

        Hope you’re well now. * Hugs *

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      I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell

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        That’s why Taco Jesus invented soft tacos.

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        I don’t have this problem, am I good at tacos?

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        Who in the world eats hard shell tacos?

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          I like the cromch

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          You have a hard shell inside the soft tortilla

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          I do unless I’m making a taco bravo.

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        Some people prefer soft shells for that. My secret is the manually made all beef taco bravo. Just get a hardshell with no lettuce/tomatos and put it in a soft shell with whatever you like in it.

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      *a lot.

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        They were just clearing up a misunderstanding. 7 tacos is different than this

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      Taco place I know sells them at 5 bucks a taco. 35 dollars of taco is enough unless you’re paying and if so, I’ll also have 7 tacos.

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      “I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

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      …continuing the list…

      Are you okay babe? The tacos were good eh? Oh sharades? First letter is H, second is O? Ho…ho…oh S! You want Hos? I can’t believe you! Ho’s! OMG! Pita? Pain in the ass? Ho’s with pain in the ass? Mt God babe, you’re turning blue! Ooooo! Hospital! I get it! You choked on the tacos

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      https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

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