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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

    Never send a text message when drunk

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    Never send a text message when drunk

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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Great husband.

      • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 months ago

        cute husband :)

    • milk@discuss.tchncs.de
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      “Sorry, wrong number”

    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      Maybe he’s only had 1 wife, so being the hottest wife means nothing. There were (presumably) other girlfriends. Man knew what he was saying

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        Yup, other person is just an idiot and can’t take a simple compliment… Or more likely, staged fake text.

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      That’s sweet. If the guy still sees her as his girlfriend, when drunk, the right feeling is still there. And if he get’s excited for knowing she’s his wife presently, that’s even better.

      But I’m going to risk things a bit off between them. That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

        It’s text with nothing to indicate tone. 🤦‍♂️

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          The dude is drunk. To the point he forgets when he is.

          I’m going to risk his then hot girlfriend/now wife read that message and got a pinch of miffed just by knowing he was drunk.

          I still say it’s a sweet thing to read. Drunk and nonetheless still in love for his signficant other? Precious.

        • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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          It’s a very real text from real people tho.

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      I’m sceptical of the wholesome nature of someone getting so drunk they forget they have a wife.

      • britaliope@kourjetez.bzh
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        Honestly i prefer that than people who become violent, or spend tons of money without realizing. That one is just funny (and at least he still remembered it was her girlfriend lol)

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrvV7nL7b8E

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      Great wife.

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      Skeptical that he could write without a single typo, using apostrophes and all but forgot he is married. Not how being drunk works in my experience.

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        Now I feel weird because I’ve been blasted drunk and still write pretty darn well.

        Not so well sober, oddly enough.

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          Are you Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati?

          He did everything better drunk.

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      Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.

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        How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.

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          How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?

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          It’s funnier that way

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              Well, it’s at least not less funny

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          Calling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there’s a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece.

          Certainty, no, but it’s absolutely a possibility.

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        I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It’s cozy and it’s kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. “Remember when we were younger, and just met”-kinda thing.

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        I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch

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